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Update: Not unsurprisingly, disturbances broke out at a Trump rally in Chicago last evening. The fights between supporters and protesters appeared from video reports to be along racial lines, but the shrewdly bombastic Trump blamed Bernie Sanders' supporters, calling Senator Sanders "our communist friend".  The protesters succeeded in getting the rally cancelled by police. John Kasich, the Republican governor of Ohio also running for president, said Trump was to blame for creating a "toxic environment" at his rallies where scuffles have broken out before.  It is only March, so expect more to come.

US Person is relieved he is not the only one who notices how full of commercial hype Donald Trump's public addresses are! He tuned in briefly to the Donald's victory speech in Miami after he won Michigan and Louisiana and thought he was viewing a TV advertisement for Donald Trump Steaks by mistake. The Repugnants belatedly realize that if they do not elevate the level of discourse after the exhibition of locker room banter during the last debate, they have no chance of convincing the electorate they deserve to occupy the White House.

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