Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Huntin' & Fishin' Barbie in Eschaton

The new darling of the corporate media is doing it again. In an interview with Barbara Walters on ABC, the telegenic small town beauty queen turned politician said that Israel should be allowed to expand settlements into occupied Palestinian territory because "that population of Israel is going to grow as Jewish people flock to Israel in the days and weeks and months ahead." Apparently she has been rereading the Book of Revelations, since her fundamentalist indoctrination permeates that quote. Mrs Palin is expecting an imminent Armageddon when the forces of heaven descend upon Zion (Jerusalem) to do battle with the forces of Gog and Magog to found the "new Jerusalem":
When the thousand years are over, Satan will be released from his prison...and muster the troops of Gog and Magog...[He] surrounded the beloved city where God's people were encamped...Then I saw new heaven and a new earth. I also saw a new Jerusalem, the holy city, coming down out of heaven from God. Revelations 20*
The allegorical passages of Revelation have proven fertile ground for persons having a doctrinal commitment to literalness. The problem becomes more than a theological discussion of angels on pinheads, however, when persons such as Mrs. Palin attempt to effect political policy in conformity with their peculiar weltanshauung. One television mavin recently released from federal prison felt compelled to call Mrs. Palin "confused" and "dangerous", while hard line Israeli leaders considered her comments on illegal settlements "clear and well-intentioned". Proving once again that it all depends on whose ox is at the altar being slaughtered.
*The New American Bible, St. Joseph's Ed.